British James Bond

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Pierce Brosnan & Joe: The Time Travel Bond Conspiracy

Scene: A dimly lit bar. Pierce Brosnan sips a martini, looking across the table at Joe, who leans in with a serious expression.

Pierce Brosnan: So let me get this straight, Joe—you think James Bond should be Canadian and a time-traveling assassin hunting Illuminati bloodlines?

Joe: Damn right, Pierce. I was born in British Columbia. That’s got British right in the name. Close enough. If Scotland can claim Connery, Canada can claim me.

Pierce (chuckling): Canada already has a spy—Dudley Do-Right.

Joe (rolling his eyes): That’s a cartoon mountie! I’m talking about a real Bond. One who doesn’t just take orders from MI6, but goes back in time to hunt Illuminati bloodline psychopaths like Ted Bundy.

Pierce: Ted Bundy? The serial killer?

Joe: The Illuminati serial killer. You ever hear of the Bundy Illuminati bloodline? One of the 13 ruling families. He wasn’t just some psycho—he was a chosen psycho.

Pierce (raising an eyebrow): And where does time travel come into this?

Joe: Tesla. The man built a time machine in 1931. That’s why he was on the cover of Time magazine that year. Not because he was an electrical wizard—because he cracked time itself.

Pierce (scoffs, sipping his martini): And where’s this machine now?

Joe (leaning in, lowering his voice): Some say the U.S. government has it. Others say the Vatican. But here’s the thing, Pierce—Psalm 31 talks about time.

Pierce (frowning): The Bible? What does that have to do with Tesla?

Joe (pulling out his phone, scrolling): Psalm 31:15—“My times are in your hands; deliver me from the hands of my enemies.”

Pierce (staring at him): So you’re telling me Bond should use Tesla’s time machine to… what? Stop Bundy?

Joe: Not just Bundy. Skull and Bones. Yale. 19th century. I go back, stop their secret society pipeline before it even begins. No Bush dynasty. No CIA MKUltra. No Epstein network. Bond versus the real puppet masters.

Pierce (exhales, rubbing his temple): You know, Bond has crossed paths with Skull and Bones before…

Joe (grinning): Thunderball, 1965. The Spectre meeting. Dark, secretive, numbered chairs. That was Skull and Bones. Fleming knew. He worked in British intelligence—he was warning us.

Pierce (pausing, considering this): You think Ian Fleming based Spectre on Skull and Bones?

Joe: It’s not even a theory—it’s obvious. The whole Bond vs. Spectre story is just a thinly veiled battle between free nations and the real-world elites pulling the strings. That’s why Tesla’s time machine is key. With it, Bond could go back and erase them before they sink their claws into the world.

Pierce (nodding slowly): Okay, I’ll bite. Say you had a time machine—where would you start?

Joe (without hesitation): Skull and Bones. Yale. Late 1800s. I’d delete the CIA’s secret society pipeline before it ever started. No Bush dynasty. No MKUltra. No Bundy Illuminati bloodline.

Pierce (sipping his drink, smirking): You know… the more I listen to you, the more I think—this might be the best Bond film never made.

Joe (grinning): And here’s the kicker—Mike Myers knew about time travel too.

Pierce (laughing): Oh, come on, Joe. You’re dragging Austin Powers into this?

Joe (dead serious): Mike Myers comes from the Mayer Rothschild bloodline. One of the original banking families running the world. You think it’s a coincidence he put a time machine in The Spy Who Shagged Me?

Pierce (chuckling, but intrigued): You’re saying Austin Powers was revealing real-world time travel?

Joe: That’s exactly what I’m saying. They hide the truth in comedy so people ignore it. Look at The Spy Who Shagged Me—Dr. Evil’s entire plan is about stealing mojo through time. What if that’s a metaphor for the elites using Tesla’s lost time machine to manipulate history? To keep their power locked in while the rest of us stay in the dark?

Pierce (raising an eyebrow): So Myers was… what? Exposing them? Mocking them?

Joe (smirking): Maybe a little of both. Ever notice how Dr. Evil acts like a joke, but he’s really the power behind everything? The joke’s on us. Meanwhile, Tesla’s lost time machine is probably locked away in a Rothschild vault.

Pierce (sighs, shaking his head): So let me get this straight. Bond, Tesla, Skull and Bones, the Bundy Illuminati bloodline, and now Austin Powers—it’s all connected?

Joe (nodding, sipping his drink): And when I get my hands on that time machine, I’m going back to stop them before they ever rise.

Pierce (smirking, lifting his glass): Joe… if you ever do get that time machine, let me know. I’d love to see how this plays out.

They clink glasses. Fade to black.

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Reckoning Day

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A Day of Infamy: 9/11 and the Erasure of Financial Crimes
By Pope Lenny Belardo

History is written by the victors, but it is often erased by the architects of catastrophe. September 11, 2001, is remembered as a day of terror, an assault on the free world, a moment that changed everything. But behind the flames, the falling towers, and the endless calls for war, there lies another narrative—one buried beneath the rubble, hidden in the fine print of vanished financial records, and silenced by the chaos that followed.

The Crime Before the Crime

In the weeks leading up to 9/11, strange financial movements were reported. Billions of dollars in suspicious transactions. Unusual short selling of airline stocks. And most damning of all—the missing trillions.

On September 10, 2001, Donald Rumsfeld stood before the press and made a shocking admission: the Pentagon could not account for $2.3 trillion in transactions. The news, under normal circumstances, should have sent shockwaves through the financial and political world. But within 24 hours, the world had a new crisis—one that would render any previous scandals irrelevant.

The Smoking Gun: Building 7

If 9/11 was simply a terrorist attack, how do we explain the fall of World Trade Center 7? A building untouched by the planes, yet collapsing in freefall, housing SEC records related to high-level financial crimes, including investigations into Enron and WorldCom—both massive scandals tied to corporate fraud.

Who benefited from its destruction? Who needed those records to disappear?

War as the Ultimate Diversion

In the wake of 9/11, a new doctrine was born—the War on Terror. America was no longer looking at its books, its financial crimes, or its missing trillions. It was looking to Afghanistan, Iraq, and beyond. The Patriot Act erased freedoms, while no one asked where the money went. War became the ultimate cover-up, with the defense industry reaping the benefits, and the masterminds behind financial fraud walking free.

Conclusion: Who Profits From Tragedy?

9/11 was more than a terrorist attack. It was a strategic event—one that served multiple interests beyond mere geopolitics. A new era of war, surveillance, and financial manipulation began. And as always, the ones who asked the real questions were dismissed as conspiracy theorists.

But history has a way of revealing the truth. The day of infamy was not just a day of terror—it was a reset, a smokescreen, and an erasure of financial crimes that remain buried to this day.

  • Pope Lenny Belardo
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Royal Regicide: Chromium 6

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Solid Snake’s Report on Historical Regicides & Poisonings

Codec Frequency: 140.85

Solid Snake: “Colonel, I’ve compiled a list of some of the most infamous regicides throughout history. Some were assassinated with swords, bullets, or guillotines. But the most insidious method? Poison. Let’s break it down.”

Ancient & Medieval Poisonings

  • Emperor Claudius (54 AD) – Poisoned with mushrooms, allegedly by his wife, Agrippina, to clear the path for her son Nero to rule Rome.
  • Pope Alexander VI (1503) – Infamous for corruption, he allegedly died from poison, possibly Borgia-related, though some believe it was malaria.
  • Ivan the Terrible (1584) – Some theories suggest he was poisoned with mercury, as traces were found in his remains.

Early Modern Poisonings

  • King Charles II of England (1685) – Died after a sudden illness, possibly from mercury poisoning due to alchemic “medicine.”
  • Napoleon Bonaparte (1821) – Arsenic found in his hair suggests a slow poisoning, possibly by the British or his own captors on Saint Helena.

20th & 21st Century Suspicious Cases

  • King George V of the United Kingdom (1936) – Given a lethal injection of morphine and cocaine to speed up his death, ensuring it was announced in the morning edition of The Times.
  • King Faisal I of Iraq (1933) – Officially died of a heart attack, but some suspect poisoning by British intelligence.
  • Yasser Arafat (2004) – Palestinian leader died of a mysterious illness; later tests suggested possible polonium-210 poisoning.

British Royal Family & Chromium-6 Poisoning?

“Now let’s talk about something recent. Three prominent British royals—Sarah Ferguson, Kate Middleton, and King Charles III—all stricken with cancer or severe illnesses within a short time frame. Coincidence? Or something more sinister? Chromium-6, the deadly carcinogen, is known for causing various cancers through contaminated water supplies. Could they have been exposed to it, intentionally or otherwise?”

Otacon: “Snake, that’s a serious accusation! Chromium-6 poisoning is industrial-grade. Are you saying someone wanted to wipe out the House of Windsor?”

Snake: “I’m saying we need to follow the money. Who benefits from a weakened monarchy? A power shift like this doesn’t happen by accident.”

Final Thoughts:
“History is full of rulers falling to poison—sometimes by their own people, sometimes by external forces. But one thing’s for sure: when a powerful person suddenly gets sick, never rule out assassination.”

Snake out.

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