ILLUMINATI SLAVE ANGELINA JOLIE JOINS THE CFR

Tombraider: The Last Revelation

Posted By: ironwolf
Date: Sunday, 25-Feb-2007 20:18:11

Only in America.

Our favorite Illuminati Mind Controlled Slave Angelia Jolie has joined the Illuminati division called “Council on Foreign Relations”

She makes Lara Croft movies where her father was a “member of the Illuminati”.

She allows her masters to tattoo a reptilian on her body.

She is a member of the U.N.

She drinks blood.

She uses magik to charm Brad Pitt. (Bat powder??)

She is bi-sexual.

Her perversions with Billy Bob are legendary

She could easily be elected to the senate

“On Friday night, the council’s membership accepted Jolie’s nomination – meaning she will soon be rubbing elbows with other club members such as Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Henry Kissinger, Colin Powell and Alan Greenspan”

Looks like they are going to have a dinner party.

And she is the main meal.

ironwolf

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Illuminati: a group of “devious dangerous men who seek to fulfill an ancient prophesy.”

The Bavarian Illuminati are also called the Illuminated Seers of the Eschaton. To immanentize the eschaton means trying to make the eschaton (the transcendent, uncreated, spiritual, or future; the end of days, to trigger the apocalypse, see eschatology).

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