Tom Cruise Poem

Fish

Tom Cruise drank the priests booze.

up in the attic he would snooze

at the group home next door

in “edge of tommorrow” he did a tour

we tried to get honey from the bees

he said jozo help me please

instead of smoke he used raid

we got stung and needed first aid

TC was really a good fisherman’s friend

trout lake was where the day would start and end

carp, trout, sunfish, catfish

and as many frogs as u could wish

TC was dyslexic

couldn’t read stop go or exit

so he rode his bmx

dreamed of playboy playmates and sex

believe what i say

he’s not shiny happy person

we were outsiders

clark park youngblood gangsters

watch for cp in mission impossible 3

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