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Tom Cruise Fish Mystery Solved

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In a bizarre incident, a team of doctors in China removed a fish from inside a man’s rectum after he “accidentally sat on it”. … Though doctors tried to remove the fish through an emergency endoscopy, the fish was found to be too big.

CONCLUSION

What I do with the fish is IMPOSSIBLE….Mossad told me the Impossible Mission force got their fishy nickname from feeding their starving goldfish.