Brad Pitt’s Wisdom

Sustainable fertilizer: Urine and wood ash produce large harvest

Results of the first study evaluating the use of human urine mixed with wood ash as a fertilizer for food crops has found that the combination can be substituted for costly synthetic fertilizers to produce bumper crops of tomatoes without introducing any risk of disease for consumers. The study appears in the current issue of ACS’ Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry, a bi-weekly publication.


In the study, Surendra Pradhan and colleagues point out that urine, a good source of nitrogen, has been successfully used to fertilize cucumber, corn, cabbage, and other crops. Only a few studies, however, have investigated the use of wood ash, which is rich in minerals and also reduces the acidity of certain soils. Scientists have not reported on the combinaton of urine and wood ash, they say.


The new study found that plants fertilized with urine produced four times more tomatoes than nonfertilized plants and as much as plants given synthetic fertilizer. Urine plus wood ash produced almost as great a yield, with the added benefit of reducing the acidity of acid soils. “The results suggest that urine with or without wood ash can be used as a substitute for mineral fertilizer to increase the yields of tomato without posing any microbial or chemical risks,” the report says.

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Rewilding With Brad Pitt

In the bible God took Job’s children because all they did was drink and party

In Job 1:12, as a challenge, God told Satan to do whatever evil he wished to the family of Job, only as long as he did not physically harm Job himself. Then, after a series of misfortunes, Job’s sons and daughters were eating and drinking together when a great wind came and destroyed their house, killing the children of Job (Job 1:18-19).

CONCLUSION

Drinking almost took BP from us. God was merciful whenever BP was driving drunk.

G will find BP a new wife ASAP. Just keep your eyes open.

In the world BP envisions we will have Kudzu vine baskets, collecting berries, with Welund II Age of Kings.

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Earthquake Club

Brad PITT = SHITT

He says he would like to fight Ghandi. I would like to fight Brad Pitt dressed in Chicafil chicken suits. His first job was to dress up in a chicken suit in the sweltering Los Angeles heat. That was before his first BLOW job. Most likely, on Harvey Weinstein.

CONCLUSION

NEVER run to the boulevard of broken dreams in search of riches loyal Conspirazzi readers.

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