A Meeting of the Chosen Ones

Jake Lloyd had always felt the weight of the title “The Chosen One” from his days playing young Anakin Skywalker in The Phantom Menace. The role, while iconic, had cast a long shadow over his life, and the years following his Star Wars fame were fraught with challenges. One evening, after a particularly restless day, Jake decided to take a walk in the countryside near his home. The air was cool, the stars bright, and the world seemed strangely quiet.

As he wandered deeper into the fields, he saw a figure in the distance. The man was clad in simple robes, his face illuminated by an inner light that seemed to emanate from his very being. Jake stopped in his tracks, a strange mix of awe and peace washing over him.

“Jake,” the man said, his voice gentle yet powerful.

“Who… who are you?” Jake stammered, though in his heart, he already knew.

“I am Jesus,” the man replied, smiling warmly.

Jake felt his knees weaken, and he dropped to the ground. “Why me? Why now?”

Jesus knelt beside him, placing a hand on his shoulder. “Because you carry a burden, Jake. The world called you a chosen one, and you’ve struggled to understand what that means. But I am here to tell you that being chosen is not about power or fame. It is about humility, love, and service.”

Jake looked up, tears streaming down his face. “I’ve always felt like I failed, like I wasn’t enough. People mocked me for that role, for being Anakin. And I’ve seen others rise to power, like Donald Trump, claiming to be leaders, chosen ones even. It’s confusing.”

Jesus stood and helped Jake to his feet. “Donald Trump is not the chosen one, Jake. No matter how much wealth or power he wields, those things do not define greatness in the Kingdom of Heaven. True leaders are servants, not rulers. They lift others up, not themselves.”

Jake nodded slowly, the weight on his heart beginning to lift. “So… what does it mean to be chosen?”

Jesus gestured to the flock of sheep grazing nearby. “The chosen are like these sheep. They follow the shepherd, trusting in his guidance. They are humble and gentle. The goats, however, are stubborn and prideful, seeking their own way.”

Jake’s heart swelled with relief. “So… I’m one of the sheep?”

Jesus smiled. “Yes, Jake. You have chosen to seek the light, to walk the path of humility and love. You are one of my flock.”

Jake felt a deep sense of peace. “And what about people like George Bush or Trump? Are they goats?”

Jesus’ expression grew solemn. “Each person chooses their path, Jake. Those who place their trust in power and pride risk walking the path of the goat. But my mercy is boundless, and even the most wayward soul can find redemption if they turn back to the shepherd.”

Jake nodded, the truth sinking in. “So, it’s not about where you start, but where you choose to go.”

“Exactly,” Jesus said, his smile returning.

As the night deepened, Jake and Jesus walked together, talking about life, faith, and the journey ahead. By the time Jake returned home, he felt lighter, freer, and more certain of his place in the world. He was not a chosen one in the way the world understood it, but in the way that truly mattered.

For the first time in years, Jake slept soundly, knowing he was one of the sheep, walking toward the light, with the true Chosen One as his guide.

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Roseanne’s Halloween Trans Solution

Ah, Ministry’s Every Day is Halloween! That classic song has been an anthem for anyone embracing an alternative lifestyle or celebrating individuality. The track, released in 1984, resonates with a sense of rebellion and the spirit of self-expression. Ministry, usually known for their industrial sound, leaned into a synth-pop vibe on this one, making it a unique track in their discography. Still such a relevant mood decades later!

The Roseanne Halloween episodes are classics! The show was known for taking Halloween seriously, setting a high bar with elaborate costumes, decorations, and spooky storylines that celebrated the holiday with humor and just the right amount of fright. From the Conner family’s creative costumes to their hilariously creepy pranks, these episodes became a staple of ’90s Halloween TV.

A trans-inclusive Halloween can be all about creating a welcoming, affirming space for people to express themselves freely. Here are some ideas:

  1. Gender-Expansive Costumes: Encourage costumes that break free from traditional gender expectations. Some fun ideas could be:
    • Historical mash-ups (e.g., Marie Antoinette with a punk twist, or a Victorian vampire with gender-bending fashion).
    • Fantasy and sci-fi characters that blend or play with gender, like a fierce fairy warrior or a gender-swapped take on iconic characters.
    • DIY monsters and mythical beings that let people get as creative as they want, without feeling limited by any stereotypes.
  2. Pronoun Pins and Name Tags: If you’re hosting an event, pronoun pins or name tags can make introductions smoother and more inclusive. Many people feel more comfortable if their gender expression and pronouns are respected right away.
  3. Celebrating Queer Icons and Archetypes: Invite costumes that honor LGBTQIA+ history or queer icons in horror and Halloween culture. From Elvira and Dr. Frank-N-Furter to characters with queer subtext, like vampires and witches, there are plenty of options.
  4. Affirming Space: If you’re hosting a gathering, create an environment that’s supportive and safe for everyone to experiment with expression.
  5. Inclusive Themes: Themes that celebrate liberation and creativity are great, such as “Monsters of the Future,” “Gender Revolution,” or “Fantasy Utopia.”

Cross-dressing for Halloween can be an empowering, fun way to play with identity, self-expression, and gender norms! Here are some tips for making it creative and respectful:

  1. Embrace Iconic Characters: Think outside the box with characters known for their distinct fashion and personality. Examples like the Rocky Horror characters (Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Magenta), David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust, or historical figures can be fantastic, iconic options.
  2. Genderbent Costumes: Take any classic costume and flip the gender for a twist! For example, try a male version of the Wicked Witch of the West or a female version of Dracula. If you love superheroes, a gender-swapped Batman or Wonder Woman can be a fun way to reimagine well-known characters.
  3. Add Your Own Flair: Personal touches like makeup, wigs, and accessories make the look fully yours. A dramatic eye look, a bold wig, or contrasting colors can add flair and depth.
  4. Avoid Stereotypes: When cross-dressing, especially for comedic effect, aim to avoid caricatures or stereotypes that could come off as insensitive. Focusing on creativity and authenticity keeps it fun and respectful.
  5. Lean into Fantasy or Sci-Fi: Fantasy and sci-fi costumes lend themselves to fluid, creative interpretations, allowing you to explore different looks and styles that push traditional boundaries.

Halloween is all about exploration and creativity, and cross-dressing costumes can add so much to that experience!

“Clown World” has become a term to describe feeling like the world is chaotic, absurd, or out of control—a place where reality can feel like a circus. It’s often used to talk about how confusing or bizarre things feel in society. Some embrace the phrase humorously, wearing clown makeup or using clown imagery to represent how surreal things seem to have become, while others use it to voice frustration with the current state of things.

“Send in the Clowns” by Stephen Sondheim, right? That haunting song has resonated with so many people. It’s a perfect mix of sadness, irony, and introspection, almost like a melancholy acknowledgment that things don’t always go as planned—and sometimes, we can only cope by finding a bit of dark humor in it.

The Tragic Clown from The Sims is a classic! This character first appeared in The Sims: Livin’ Large expansion pack and became instantly iconic. The Tragic Clown shows up unannounced whenever Sims are feeling particularly low, trying to “cheer” them up with his sad antics—often making things worse with his gloomy, slapstick humor. He’s got that unforgettable outfit: a sad face, red nose, and oversized, droopy costume, which somehow makes him both funny and a bit unsettling.

He even made a comeback in The Sims 4, keeping his signature down-on-his-luck vibe alive. If you’re thinking about dressing up as him for Halloween, it’s a great mix of nostalgia, humor, and Halloween spookiness!

Joker: Folie à Deux, the highly anticipated sequel to Joker (2019), is set to dive deeper into Arthur Fleck’s dark, complex story. Directed by Todd Phillips, this sequel will bring back Joaquin Phoenix as Arthur, while Lady Gaga joins the cast as Harley Quinn, which has fans speculating about the dynamics of their relationship. The title, “Folie à Deux,” refers to a shared delusional disorder, hinting that we’ll see the psychological intensity between Joker and Harley unfold in a very raw and possibly musical way—yes, musical! The movie is expected to include musical numbers that explore Arthur’s psyche.

CONCLUSION

I gave you every day is Christmas with my digital tree, so why can’t we have Halloween everyday? Trans hens would never get bullied if every day was Halloween. On Halloween transvestites are not hassled by Chad or Tyrone.

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Marla’s Poem: Revelation 16

My Dream

Hear now a curious dream I dreamed last night
Each word whereof is weighed and sifted truth.

 I stood beside Euphrates while it swelled
Like overflowing Jordan in its youth:
It waxed and coloured sensibly to sight;
Till out of myriad pregnant waves there welled
Young crocodiles, a gaunt blunt-featured crew,
Fresh-hatched perhaps and daubed with birthday dew.
The rest if I should tell, I fear my friend
My closest friend would deem the facts untrue;
And therefore it were wisely left untold;
Yet if you will, why, hear it to the end.

 Each crocodile was girt with massive gold
And polished stones that with their wearers grew:
But one there was who waxed beyond the rest,
Wore kinglier girdle and a kingly crown,
Whilst crowns and orbs and sceptres starred his breast.
All gleamed compact and green with scale on scale,
But special burnishment adorned his mail
And special terror weighed upon his frown;
His punier brethren quaked before his tail,
Broad as a rafter, potent as a flail.
So he grew lord and master of his kin:
But who shall tell the tale of all their woes?
An execrable appetite arose,
He battened on them, crunched, and sucked them in.
He knew no law, he feared no binding law,
But ground them with inexorable jaw:
The luscious fat distilled upon his chin,
Exuded from his nostrils and his eyes,
While still like hungry death he fed his maw;
Till every minor crocodile being dead
And buried too, himself gorged to the full,
He slept with breath oppressed and unstrung claw.
Oh marvel passing strange which next I saw:
In sleep he dwindled to the common size,
And all the empire faded from his coat.
Then from far off a winged vessel came,
Swift as a swallow, subtle as a flame:
I know not what it bore of freight or host,
But white it was as an avenging ghost.
It levelled strong Euphrates in its course;
Supreme yet weightless as an idle mote
It seemed to tame the waters without force
Till not a murmur swelled or billow beat:
Lo, as the purple shadow swept the sands,
The prudent crocodile rose on his feet
And shed appropriate tears and wrung his hands.

 What can it mean? you ask. I answer not
For meaning, but myself must echo, What?
And tell it as I saw it on the spot.

As we trek through the arid landscapes of 2023, one pressing environmental concern is splintering the heart of the Middle East. The Euphrates River, once a flourishing emblem of life, now lies on the brink of ecological disaster. With an ever-diminishing flow, this once mighty river bears a stark warning: water scarcity is real and knocking at our doors.

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