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Marilyn Monroe and Lady Gaga’s “Government Hooker”

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Lady Gaga Government Hooker

“Government Hooker”

Gaga, ga oh-ah
Gaga, ga oh-oh-oh
Io ritorne, io ritorne
Io ritorne, io ritorne

(Italian: I will be described, I will be described
I will be described, I will be described)

Goverment Hooker-eh

I can be good
If you just wanna be bad
I can be cool
If you just wanna be mad
I can be anything
I’ll be your everything
Just touch me baby
I don’t wanna be sad

As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Hands on the ground)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Get down!)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker!
(Government hooker)

Eyes Wide Shut Hooker

(She is describing MK-Ultra government sex slaves)

Hooker
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government hooker)

I’m gonna drink my tears tonight
I’m gonna drink my tears and cry
‘Cause I know you love me baby
I know you love me baby

I could be girl
Unless you want to be man
I could be sex
Unless you want to hold hands
I could be anything
I could be everything
I could be mom
Unless you want to be dad
(Ay, mi papito!)

As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Hands on the ground)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Get down!)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

Put your hands on me,
John F. Kennedy
I’ll make you squeal baby
As long as you pay me

JFK Marilyn

(Marilyn Monroe was the first MK-Ultra sex slave to reach superstar status. She was later killed by JFK.)

I’m gonna drink my tears tonight
I’m gonna drink my tears and cry
‘Cause I know you love me baby
I know you love me baby

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

I could be girl
Unless you want to be man
I could be sex
Unless you want to hold hands
I could be anything
I could be everything
I could be mom
Unless you want to be dad

I wanna frack, government hooker
(Back up and turn around)
Stop shooting me, government hooker
(Hands on the ground)
I wanna frack, government hooker
(Back up and turn around)
Stop shooting/fracking, me government hooker
(Get down!)

Yes!

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Lady Gaga Dresses Like a Witch to Meet Julian Assange

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ht lady gaga julian assange lpl 121009 wblog Lady Gaga Dresses Like a Witch to Meet Julian AssangeCredit: www.littlemonsters.com.

File this under people you didn’t expect to break bread together: Lady Gaga visited WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian embassy in London Monday and ate dinner with him there, according to the Telegraph.

Gaga promoted her new perfume Fame with a tea party at the nearby Harrods department store before going to the embassy. She wore a black outfit and a pointed witch’s hat. They took a picture. According to the Telegraph, they spent five hours talking and Gaga left after midnight.

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Assange, who is wanted in Sweden over alleged sex assaults on two women, has been at the Ecuadorian embassy since June and has claimed asylum.

Why did they meet? What did they talk about? It’s unclear. Representatives for the embassy and Gaga did not immediately respond to ABCNews.com’s requests for comment. But maybe this Sunday evening tweet from singer M.I.A. to Gaga has something to with it: “If ur at harrods today, come visit Assange at the Ecuador embassy across the st. im there. Ill bring TEA and CAKE.”

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