The Broken Down Car Conspiracy

Everyone’s cars are always broken…

[Narrating]  My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy… me… or everyone else.

CONCLUSION

FORD = FOUND ON ROAD DEAD

FORD = FIX OR REPAIR DAILY

Fnord fnord fnord ford

I’m going to lose my mind…and buy a YUGO

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Planet Junkion Planned Obsolescence

I’m a Trash World Conquistador of Planet Junkion.

Junkion

All this Chinese junk ends up in a landfill in the third world. To MAGA we need to rid ourselves of Planned Obsolescence, the building of armaments and universal debt.

shalom
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