Infidel Prince Harry Hunts Afghans Like a Drunken Jackal

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Prince Harry is a shameless, drunken jackal out to kill human trophies.

“The British Prince comes to Afghanistan to kill innocent Afghans while he is drunk. He wants to hunt down Mujaheddin with his helicopter rockets without any shame”, Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, former Afghan Prime Minister and an Afghan freedom fighter told The Daily Telegraph.

“But he does not understand this simple fact that the hunting of Afghan lions and eagles is not that easy! Jackals cannot hunt lions,” he added.

Referring to the UK’s involvement in the US-led occupation of Afghanistan, Hekmatyar insisted that British troops had achieved nothing.

“They [the British troops] never had a positive role in Afghan affairs and they will not have any significance after 2014,” Hekmatyar said.

“Britain has dragged herself into this unjustified, useless but cruel conflict to please the White House. The British did not gain anything instead they lost blood and treasure”, said the freedom fighter.

“I do not understand how the British public accepts their children being sent to certain death in order to please American generals”, he said.

“It seems that some British authorities still dream about the times of the eighteenth and nineteenth century and they want their ambassador to be treated like a viceroy and their prince to go out in uniform to hunt for human beings and play the satanic role that they used to play in the past”, Hekmatyar concluded.

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3 thoughts on “Infidel Prince Harry Hunts Afghans Like a Drunken Jackal

  1. An internal Pentagon memo states that Afghanistan could become the “Saudi Arabia of lithium”. Lithium is used in batteries for everything from mobile phones to laptops and key to the future of the electric car.

  2. The Missing Royal (I remember Harry had a microchip locater in this mission) Mahdi.

    The Sons of Glendowr have kidnapped Prince Harry! You have two weeks.

    Often this can’t be done in time. Quickly infiltrate the Sons to find which of
    the three suspects is involved (generally the “known government supporter”),
    interrogate this person to locate the kidnapper, then question the kidnapper
    to recover the Prince.

    The War Crimes Tribunal

    A new war crimes bill is about to pass the House of Lords but is opposed by an
    influential MP.

    Surveillance of the opposing MP reveals his neo-fascist group is about to meet
    at the Bunker Club; target this meeting with a heavy assault team, delaying by
    15 minutes to ensure all the members have arrived.

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