Here is an excerpt from Nelly Furtado’s sister’s book:
I will not become part of the New World [Order] they are planning, they will inevitably bring the world population down, but they won’t get me. I am wolf not a sheep with my eyes wide shut…
Nelly Furtado is Paranoid About Depopulation
I tried to bring you to Victoria bro. You didn’t want to go. I went to church with Nelly. Why wouldn’t you tell me the truth bro? I’m your bro. You can trust me bro.
Trust you? What about when Susan Soares had a crush on me? And you started your envious whining killing the romance? Trust you moniz? NEVER
TRUST BRO! You can trust me. Stay in East Van bro. I knew about Nelly 10 years ago. That’s why I told you to cheat on your Croatian girlfriend. I wanted you to be with Nelly and not her. Do you forgive me bro?
Moniz that was longer than 10 years ago. That was 1999. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW! fracking victoria’s secret. that’s what nelly furtado is. Victoria’s secret. So none of you porks could afford the expensive tickets? That’s why you didn’t show up? I paid 200 bucks for meet and greet. Her lungs seemed strong and I didn’t see any pain in her eyes. The turmeric worked.
The selenium will work even better. If she fasts for 21 days better still.
@nellyfurtado teach yourself Sibelius. That’s what i’m doing right now:
http://hub.sibelius.com/download/documentation/pdfs/sibelius710-tutorials-en.pdf
Put down that pencil and paper. You’ll write much better music.
Joseph my son. It’s up to you to defeat the oligarchs and return democracy to the world. Read up on the thirty tyrants of Greece. The world is run by the committee of 300 with 13 elite families. To call this a democracy is foolishness.
Democracy will work only if it is online. If the citizens can poll on forums and websites. If everyone can count the votes democracy will work.
What did you say to her Joe? You should of ran game on her. Tell her that one of her eyes is bigger than the other. Bring her down a notch. Use a neg.
Joe didn’t meet her. I did. Joe is my twin brother. He was in a horrible skate boarding accident and scarred his face so he wears a mask. He’s like the phantom of the opera. He got hit by a mack truck when he was 13 years old.
If you think he looks scary in that mask you haven’t seen nothing. Wait till he takes it off.
@nellyfurtado the summer after we had confirmation i was skateboarding on Commercial drive when i ran a red light and boom i got hit by a truck. I had to get reconstructive surgery on my face. I look like tom cruise in Vanilla Sky. I’m hideous. That’s why i got my twin brother to meet you at the meet and greet.
Joe is the evil twin. I’m the good twin. Joe is an anti-semite. You have to listen to Jon Voight to find evil. If you want to find evil you have to look at the anti-semites.
Nelly should let anyone with a Portuguese name go to the concert for free. Then i’ll give her a free lobotomy. I’ll let her keep the piece of brain i take out in a jar next to her grammy on the piano. My grandfather was a genius. He won the nobel prize. I’d prefer a full frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me. Psychiatry has gone downhill since they stopped giving lobotomies. We need to bring it back bro!