Nelly Furtado is Paranoid About Depopulation

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Here is an excerpt from Nelly Furtado’s sister’s book:

I will not become part of the New World [Order] they are planning, they will inevitably bring the world population down, but they won’t get me. I am wolf not a sheep with my eyes wide shut…

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  1. She Watch Channel Zero?!

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    by Public Enemy

    [Flavor Flav:] You’re blind, baby, you’re blind from the facts on who you are
    ’cause you’re watchin’ that garbage.

    The woman makes the men all pause
    And if you got a woman
    She might make you forget yours
    There’s a 5 letter word
    To describe her character
    But her brains being washed by an actor
    And every real man that tries to approach
    Come the closer he comes
    He gets dissed like a roach

    [REFRAIN:]
    I don’t think I can handle
    She goes channel to channel
    Cold lookin’ for that hero
    She watch channel zero

    CHORUS:
    She watch, She watch [4x]
    [Flavor Flav:] Yo baby, you got to cut that garbage off. Yo! I wanna watch
    the game. {Where’s your doin’} Hey yo, lemme tell you a little som’in: I’m
    ‘a take all your soaps, an’ then I’m gonna hang ’em on a rope.
    You know what
    I’m sayin’? ‘Cause that garbage your watchin’ don’t make no sense. Hey yo,
    lemme tell you a little som’in baby: I’m ‘a take your set an’ I’m ‘a throw it
    out the window. G’s.

    2, 7, 5, 4, 8 she watched she said
    All added up to zero
    And nothing in her head
    She turns and turns
    And she hopes the soaps
    Are for real – she learns
    That it ain’t true, nope

    But she won’t survive
    And rather die in a lie
    Falls a fool – for some dude – on a tube

    [REFRAIN, CHORUS]

    [Flavor Flav:] Yo baby, you think I’m jokin’? Do it look like I’m jokin’? I
    ain’t jokin’, word up, baby. Yo, cut that garbage off now. Yo, I got the
    Tyson fight on, you know what I’m sayin’? Yo, so you can’t be comin’ in here
    stackin’ {aid} like that, you know what I’m sayin’? Yo, we gettin’ ready to
    watch the Super Bowl, we got a black quarterback so step back.

    Trouble vision for a sister
    ‘Cause I know she don’t know, I quote
    Her brains retrained
    By a 24 inch remote
    Revolution a solution
    For all of our children
    But her children
    Don’t mean as much as the show, I mean
    Watch her worship the screen, and fiend
    For a TV ad
    And it just makes me mad

    [REFRAIN, CHORUS]

    [Flavor Flav:] Yo baby, can’t you that’s nonsense you watchin’? Look, don’t
    nobody look like that, nobody even live that, you know what I’m sayin’? You
    watchin’ garbage, not’in’ but garbage. Straight up garbage. Yo, why don’t
    you just back up from the TV, read a book or som’in. Read about yourself,
    learn your culture, you know what I’m sayin’?

  2. She doesn’t watch TV anymore. She watches Netflix and DVDs.

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    The only channel she has is CBC. Is Days of Our Lives on DVD?

  3. @Fabulous why should he give the cure to the woman he loves? Why be a mangina/white knighter? Why not take the cure himself? @iansomerhalder She’s an emancipated woman. Why is the male disposable?

  4. @jimmy why is that song so liberating? What’s so great about watching mindless sports instead of soap operas? Mike Tyson? Warren Moon? Black Athletes? Who cares! Those are just soap operas for men.

  5. She need more inspiration to keep up the fast. @nellyfurtado don’t eat! No matter how tempted you are. Filtered water only. No exercise either. Just stretching and meditation.

    Fasting and natural diet, though essentially unknown [in today’s U.S.] as a therapy, should be the first treatment when someone discovers that she or he has a medical problem. It should not be applied only to the most advanced cases, as is present practice.

    Whether the patient has a cardiac condition, hypertension, autoimmune disease, fibroids, or asthma, he or she must be informed that fasting and natural, plant-based diets are a viable alternative to conventional therapy, and an effective one. The time may come when not offering this substantially more effective nutritional approach will be considered malpractice.

    Joel Fuhrman, M.D., from his book, Fasting And Eating For Health: A Medical Doctor’s Program for Conquering Disease

  6. Why are you so blind G.I. Joe? Can’t you see she doesn’t care that your horribly scarred? She sang you a song for Valentine’s Day:

    Don’t leave this love. Don’t leave. She’s breathing because of you. You helped cure her.

  7. If I stay they’ll put me in a concentration camp for being an anti-semitic propagandist. I’m not stupid. I’ll be interned like a Jap in WWII.

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