Nelly Furtado is Paranoid About Depopulation

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Here is an excerpt from Nelly Furtado’s sister’s book:

I will not become part of the New World [Order] they are planning, they will inevitably bring the world population down, but they won’t get me. I am wolf not a sheep with my eyes wide shut…

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  1. Nelly seems like a user to me. She used her current husband for a Spanish album and she’s using you to cure her sickness. What’s in it for you? What do you get out of it?

    In Croatia you’d have a job. You could teach web design. You could share your software and music with the people in your town. People share in Croatia. You told me so on Salo Forum. Nobody shares in Babylon. They are all consumed by the seven deadly sins.

    @christusrex thanks for helping me stop lusting after strange flower.

  2. OK OK…stop nagging. I’ll stay…I’ll stay. They better not put me in no fracking camp.

    I don’t feel anything for that Croatian girl anyway. She would never live a vegan lifestyle. Whenever I bought expensive juice she would nag and pressure me to spend less and buy sugar water. They have this gross fruit sugar syrup in europe. It makes them all toothless wonders.

    frack. I’ve been alone for 12 years now. A man going his own way. Morpheus would be proud.

  3. This sorry state of affairs in American society can only be corrected by a long-term strategy that begins with an honest acknowledgement of the hidden consequences of feminism:

    1 Greater opportunities for women has meant fewer opportunities for men.

    2 The male role as provider and protector, dominant throughout history until the mid-60s has not only disappeared, but has been made shameful and un-PC.

    3 The average age at marriage continues to rapidly increase, delaying the urgency of financial responsibility and career development for men. Women do not have the same luxury as their fertility wanes.

    4 Sexual equality for women has created a veritable banquet of no-strings sex for the most desirable men, as women compete for their short-term attention. More female attention directed at those lucky few has meant less female attention for everyone else.

    5 Media have responded predictably by creating cultural products romanticizing these realities. Sex and the City, movies such as She’s Out of My League, Knocked Up, Say Anything and even Animal House all cater to some variation on the theme of delayed development in males. These happy endings are rarely found in real life, however.

  4. @G.I. Joe why should you stay? Think about the perfect justice that will be meted out when you leave. Let Nelly eat her milk chocolate. Let her suffer with bipolar disorder. When you leave all that you will leave behind is hypocrites. All that will you see on the news when you are on the plane to Croatia is wailing and gnashing of teeth.

    I’m listening to Nelly’s music. She is a shameless liar. If she loved you she would of spoken to you. Why is she torturing you with hidden messages in her music?

    Her career comes first. It takes precedence before anything else. She doesn’t care about you. She only cares about herself and her career. The love of fame is the ultimate form of vanity.

    She only got married out of pride and vanity. She was too embarrassed to be alone with so many stars judging her. Listen to the lyrics:

    Who wants to be alone. And when the stars shine so bright. Who wants to be alone

    Vanity…definitely my favorite sin.

  5. If I looked into Ivna’s eyes again i would cry. She always told me how how she hated phonies. In Croatian we call them “sminkers”. It sort of means clown. Pretenders…actors and musicians who wear elaborate costumes. poop like that.

    [img]http://cdn.medjugorjestatic.com/images/stories/Medjugorje-Headlines/2008_mej_1007122.jpg[/img]

    I need to escape from Babylon. Nelly Furtado is one of the biggest phonies around. She keep singing that shitty John Lennon song “imagine”. Her and Madonna and the rest of the phonies. Once I see that nuke I’m making a pilgrimage to Medjugorje. The seers run that part of bosnia. It’s still not under the EU. There is hope there. Less sin.

  6. She was in the public eye G.I. How can you be so bitter she got married? What will it take for you to stay and risk being put in a camp? Your certified. Nobody listens to a word you say. You’re already discredited. They won’t put you in a camp.

  7. I’ve been going solo 12 years like Jason Derulo. I’ve been doing me like Drake all this time.

    poop. The food in Croatia is so gross. I can’t live there. BUREK is the worst. All the salted and cured meats. EWW.

    I want to see Nelly go solo. Suffer like a man. She has to stop being weak clinging on to men for protection. She’s not famous anymore. She doesn’t need a bodyguard.

    It makes me laugh how scared she is of everything. Like a bird scared of its shadow.

  8. My parakeet was afraid of it’s shadow. It’s instinct. They think the shadow is a bird of prey about to eat them. Why is it so hard for you to love her?

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