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Bruno Jukic & Overcoming Autism/Sperg

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I can feel Bruno wants me to tell his life story.

When Bruno was a child he was addicted to Coca Cola. He started banging his head on walls and on his pillow. When I gave him good brotherly positive reinforcement he stopped drinking it. Beating him up never changed a thing. It was our video game world that saved us. Coleco Vision and beyond.

Bruno & Moniz have a grudge. Because of Moniz sabotage at nightclubs. Moniz tries his hail mary game at the beginning of the night. Haily mary game is worse than Brazilian hook caveman game because if ur associated with bad QB like moniz the girls will reject u. Sexy toes pick up line never worked. Moniz broke my glasses on purpose so i gave him a jab with square head screwdriver. We were playing soccer and i told moniz 3 times…begged him not to crash into me practicing headers…BUT MM thought he was Ronaldo. When Adam Sandler movie “Crazy Nights” came out he kept screaming in Marko’s ear 8 CRAZY NIGHTS till he was deaf…so marko got a knife, moniz kept bugging him and got a cut…Moniz don’t be a GRUDGEmaster….u gotta forgive..Kyle smart/dumb cut me with knife play fighting and i forgave…RP cut my ear….i forgave….that other joe broke my shoulder so i broke my hand on his forehead…WRATH/ANGER works against u…be stoic moniz, we are gonna heal your learning disability…HEAL YOUR GUTS….second brain….u will learn how to write. DSYGRAPHIA….MM…i have plan for u2 have acting role in this Apocalypse…Magellon, De Gama, & Albuquerque (Lion of the Ocean)

CONCHCLUSION

weinstein < Boskowitz

lord nelson movie will break THE GRUDGES

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GLAAD not to be John Galliano

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John Galliano ADL

After being the butt of Sasha Baron Cohen’s cruel attack on the shiny happy person subculture in the movie Bruno, John Galliano let loose an anti-Semitic outburst at a group of Jews in France. For months Jews have been taunting Galliano asking him where his outfit made entirely of Velcro is whenever he goes to a cafe. After this movie came out Jewish youths would mercilessly humiliate John with questions about his adopted black baby. “Where’s your black baby Bruno?”, they would ask Galliano mistaking him for the main character of the film. “Hey Bruno! Bruno!”, youths would taunt.

After this group of Jews were done with questions about Galliano’s black baby they started asking him if small mustaches were IN or AUS. John responded by yelling at the belligerent Jews, “Do you know who had a small mustache? Adolf Hitler!” This really set the Jews off and they fired back by asking Galliano if he wished a benign tumor or a malignant tumor on Karl Lagerfeld. A drunken Galliano responded with the footage the homophobic Jewish miscreant recorded on his cell phone. The rest is defamation League history.

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