David De Rothschild: Better than Jesus

David De Rothschild - JESUS!

Here we have a picture of our chosen messiah David De Rothschild. We God’s chosen have decided that David is better than Jesus. Was Jesus a billionaire? NO! Did Jesus float on plastic bottles to save Earth? NO! Did Jesus save the world from global warming on 777 like our chosen messiah David? NO!

David, Moshiach ben David to the goyim, is better than Jesus in every way. He will rule you stupid goyim cattle from the rebuilt third temple in Jerusalem and you will love it! His carbon tax to save earth will be loved by all. Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Madonna and the rest of our chosen celebrities will worship him and say he is the reincarnation of Christ. What more proof do you need that the man is Christ other than his long hair and beard? I know I’m convinced.

Shalom!
Dr. F

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