An Anti-Cancer Cocktail

https://youtu.be/cGksnmSsA90

What me and JOzo/Bozo learned from our Fish bowl ecology, the most important tool to beat cancer is a PH strip. Fish die if water is too alkaline or too acidic. Fish, like humans like a happy medium.

CONCLUSION

Allopathic, Rockefeller, doctors will never tell u this. To them Cancer is just a business. Nothing personal. Just the business of sickness.

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Tom Cruise Poem

Fish

Tom Cruise drank the priests booze.

up in the attic he would snooze

at the group home next door

in “edge of tommorrow” he did a tour

we tried to get honey from the bees

he said jozo help me please

instead of smoke he used raid

we got stung and needed first aid

TC was really a good fisherman’s friend

trout lake was where the day would start and end

carp, trout, sunfish, catfish

and as many frogs as u could wish

TC was dyslexic

couldn’t read stop go or exit

so he rode his bmx

dreamed of playboy playmates and sex

believe what i say

he’s not shiny happy person

we were outsiders

clark park youngblood gangsters

watch for cp in mission impossible 3

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An Angler’s Cocktail For Lady Gaga

Be a juke box hero and play some music for the bar. Liberate me Bozo. Then help me fix this drink for Lady Gaga:

Cocktail Bottle Catch

Lady Gaga has a million reasons not to believe Jozo/Bozo. I’m slippery like a fish Gaga. Bozo/Jozo is heartbroken he lost one of his best childhood friends to a Xenophobic cult. If I come for you Jozo/Bozo you deserve it. Xenu will stand trial for his crimes Jozo. Nothing you can do will stop that. It’s about time Xenu stopped bullying the Galaxy with his Psychlo army. You were in my army Jozo. I fed you. Mac & Cheese dipstick. How could you ever forget such a filling meal from Kraft?

Tom Cruise Props Fish

Now you are giving up on the inevitable Cruise sade in Middle Earth. Forgotten Frodo’s promise. I was the original, bigger, stronger, faster Frodo in Legend, a much better movie. I took you fishing daily dipstick. Right after Andy Griffith at 5:30 am. I made you fish until you could fish no more. Every day fishing but you didn’t believe I caught a trout. Nobody ever believed in my fishing exploits. Not you, your brother, the Chimo house or even the Saint Bernard. Even the General thinks I’m lying about the size of the trout.

Angler's Cocktail

The Angler’s Cocktail

1 1/2 oz gin
1 dash grenadine syrup
2 dashes bitters (Angostura was used)
3 dashes orange bitters

Shake all ingredients with cracked ice, pour contents into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes, and serve.

CONCLUSION

We climbed every tree possible to climb in the neighborhood. I was trying to teach you small fry. You can’t make a fish climb trees. This fishbowl called Earth is gonna go kaput if we don’t take care of the water. Operation Fishbowl must succeed Bozo. This sector must be cleared of engrams of envy, lust, greed etc.

Praise LRH
KSW
BF

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