John Connor the Apocalyptic Messiah

Terminator 1 John Connor

Here is John Connor from the original Terminator. He leads the resistance against the machines. John is an Apocalyptic Messiah. Worth downloading.

John Connor Judgement Day

Here is John Connor from Terminator 2 Judgement Day. The actor who played John succumbed to heroin. The Machines won. Good movie. Worth downloading.

John Connor Terminator 3

Here is John Connor from Terminator 3. He had a wife and a good job. This actor also got addicted to heroin. You can find him on skid row. His wife divorced him. The machines won again. Not worth downloading

John Connor Chronicles

John Connor on TV had a robot girlfriend. That feel when no GF doesn’t apply to JC. On the tv show he runs around from school to school getting shot at by Terminators. It’s worth downloading.

Christian Bale John Connor

This is Christian Bale. He played JC in Terminator 4. Surely he can stop Judgement Day? This Terminator sucked. Not worth downloading.

John Connor Genisys

This is John Connor from Terminator Genisys. Genisys sucked the big one. Not worth downloading.

Mark Dice

This is Mark Dice, AKA John Connor. He runs a doomsday cult called “The Resistance”. It is a Christian group. JC is their Christ. Mark has paranoid delusions of a grandiose nature. He believes a group called the Illuminati is destroying everything that was good and pure in America. Don’t let the Illuminati take mom’s apple pie John. John and his mother Sarah destroyed a computer lab in 1997. If John stays true to his mission the machines will be stopped and Judgement Day averted.

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Terminator Stops Kyle Reese’s White Knighting

Genisys White Knight

The Terminator stops Kyle Reese’s white knighting by knocking him out as he tries to rescue Sarah. Sarah no longer needs to be rescued. Kyle needed to be rescued. Is this gonna be the new action movie trope? Always the strong female lead rescuing the guy? The first Terminator was a far better and more Feminist film than this. Sarah gave the terminator the killing blow in the first terminator. Kyle and Sarah’s love child is a robot monster and not leader of the resistance in this fractured timeline. WTF Ahnold?

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