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Angelina Jolie’s Crimes of War

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Angelina Jolie: Crimes of War

Former heroin junkie and star of Hackers, Angelina Jolie claims she is too dumb to use a computer. It’s evident she is under some sort of Jewish, Illuminati mind control. Iraq will be a radioactive wasteland for the next 5 billion years but Ms. Jolie wants us to cheer as African warlords are brought to justice at the United Nations kangaroo court.

El Presidente George Bush dumped the equivalent of 400,000 Hiroshimas of depleted uranium on Iraqistan. The controlled media is silent as mutant babies with three heads and six fingers are born in Fallujah.

The Empire is victorious in Iraq under the Obamanation and the insurgency under Bush has stopped. The beast turns it’s head towards Iran now and the Zargos oil belt.

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Ministry – Rio Grande Blood

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Ministry - Rio Grande Blood

Rio Grande Blood

And now a message from the President of the United States George W. Bush
I’ve adopted sophisticated terrorist tactics
And I’m a dangerous, dangerous man
With dangerous, dangerous weapons
I want to drain the coal resources in America
And foreign sources of crude oil.
I’m a weapon of mass destruction
And I’m a brutal dictator
And I’m evil

[Verse 1]
I’ve got something that I must confess
I make a profit off people oppressed
I take the money ’til there’s nothing left
And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay

[Chorus]
Rio Grande Blood

I want money
I want yer money
I want crude oil
It’s the government’s money
I’m an asshole

[Verse 2]
I can’t remember the world such a mess
Not for the companies I like the best
Exxon and Conoco – frack all the rest
And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay

[Chorus]
Rio Grande Blood

I want money
I want yer money
I want crude oil
It’s the government’s money

Breakdown
We went to war because of our dependence on foreign oil Haliburton
We went to war because of money
Haliburton
We will settle for nothing less than victory, victory
Haliburton
We will settle for nothing less than crude oil -crude oil

[Verse 3]
Squeezing the working class whom I detest
Taxing the poor so the rich can invest
I know I’m an asshole, but aren’t you impressed
And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay

[Chorus]
Rio Grande Blood

Rio Grande Blood
Rio Grande Blood
I want crude oil
Rio Grande Blood
I want money
Rio Grande Blood

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Euphrates River Dries Up

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Euphrates Dries Up

NYT caption: “A boy rested on the mud in a dried-up section of the Euphrates River near Jubaish, Iraq, in June.”

The front page of Tuesday morning’s New York Times had a stunning headline: “Iraq Suffers as the Euphrates River Dwindles.”

The drying up of this historic river in the land of ancient Babylon is so stunning, that even the Times had to note that Bible prophecy says this will happen in the “last days” of history, in the lead up to the apocalyptic battle of Armageddon described in the Book of Revelation.

Excerpts from the Times story: “Throughout the marshes, the reed gatherers, standing on land they once floated over, cry out to visitors in a passing boat. ‘Maaku mai!’ they shout, holding up their rusty sickles. ‘There is no water!’ The Euphrates is drying up. Strangled by the water policies of Iraq’s neighbors, Turkey and Syria; a two-year drought; and years of misuse by Iraq and its farmers, the river is significantly smaller than it was just a few years ago. Some officials worry that it could soon be half of what it is now. The shrinking of the Euphrates, a river so crucial to the birth of civilization that the Book of Revelation prophesied its drying up as a sign of the end times, has decimated farms along its banks, has left fishermen impoverished and has depleted riverside towns as farmers flee to the cities looking for work.”

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