Valkyrie by Fanboy

Jozo was my first real fan

He was part of my new earth army. I fed him a Canadian delicacy known as Mac & Cheese. The Psychlos refused to feed us in the beginning. They can give us thousands of dollars in drugs but not a decent meal. Psychiatry the Nazi science. If you don’t believe me research Dr. Mengele and Project Paperclip.

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World Enders (A Poem)

If Satan didn’t exist…Mankind would create him.

Oracle Girl (Apocalypto Sample)

:You fear me? So you should. All you who are vile. Would you like to know how you will die? The sacred time is near. Beware the blackness of day. Beware the man who brings the jaguar. Behold him reborn from mud and earth. For the one he takes you to will cancel the sky, and scratch out the earth. Scratch you out. And end your world. He’s with us now. Day will be like night. And the man jaguar will lead you to your end.

While Babylon is on a cocaine bender

The Slavs will render, return to sender, ICBM to the money lenders

So stock up in your dumb bunker

Grey Poupon, cuban cigars and Champagne u big spenders

Hiding in your caves, as U close the mineshaft gap

Billionaires stuck in an nuclear winter fly trap

Room for 40 million slavs in our safe space

To reseed the human race

Not with Dr. Bill Gates billionare sperm

4 Even the meekest worm will turn

when the KGB and the organazatizja burn trump’s second term

Donald is our mail order bride

Who we take for our World Ending ride

Loyalty to the party – Loyalty to the motherland

So keep worshiping Trump’s Tower and his orange tan

SS – 18 Satan will light up the asphalt, yes it will be your fault

Like a huge furnace…as we burn this american hubris

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White Russians & Black Russians

What is stronger? The White Russian:

Ingredients

  • 1 .5 ounces of vodka
  • 1 ounce coffee liqueur (or dark creme de cacao)
  • 1 ounce cream

Instructions

  1. Build ingredients over ice in an old-fashioned glass.

Ingredients

  • 2.5 ounces vodka
  • 1 ounce kahlua

How to Make It

Combine ingredients in a stainless steel shaker filled with ice. Stir and strain into an old-fashioned glass filled with fresh ice.

CONCLUSION

Drink like a gentleman…Don’t be a Bozo like Jozo.

Luis Luis Luis…i had no friends growing up. read my quote:

“My childhood was extremely lonely. I was dyslexic and lots of kids made fun of me. That experience made me tough inside, because you learn to quietly accept ridicule.”

— Tom Cruise
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