Lindsay Lohan Passed Around

Lindsay Lohan Passed Around

Look at Lindsay Lohan being given the old in-out by first one malchick then another then another then another.

Lohan is undoubtably a victim of Monarch Mind Control and a sex slave entertainment puppet for the elite. I can’t look. I think I’m gonna be sick. I didn’t always feel this way, in fact I used to feel the exact opposite when looking at pictures like this. I used to feel real horrorshow.

Lindsay’s next paycheck will be for sleeping with Charlie Sheen’s character on Anger Management. This role will not be a stretch for Lindsay. She will be lying on her back in a bed next to Charlie Sheen. A position she seems comfortable in.

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Lindsay Lohan has Multiple Personalities

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Lindsay Lohan’s odd behavior in the weeks since her release from a four-week stint in jail and rehab — including clipping a baby stroller with her Maserati and failing two court-ordered drug tests — has spywitnesses close to the former “Mean Girl” concerned that the star may suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.

In a turn of events so bizarre that it has all the trappings of a bad Hollywood B-Movie (I Know Who Killed Me, anyone?), snitches in Lohan’s Camp believe the troubled actress has “alter egos” that have kept her career on the skids and are preventing her from keeping her nose clean — literally.

The Chicago Sun-Times writes: “‘Some of us had wondered if Lindsay was bipolar, given her mood swings, but I’m thinking it’s more than that,’ said the source, who claims LiLo has on occasion called herself ‘Diane’ or ”Margot.’ According to the insider, Lohan has explained the odd behavior as her way of ‘getting into and out of character’ as an actress — ‘pretending to be other people.’ Supposedly, friends have urged Lohan to seek professional counseling for this issue, but to no avail…”

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The Rosary Conspiracy

Let’s all remember Lindsay Lohan from 2005’s video “Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father).” Have you ever noticed everyone uses a rosary in the video?

Over the years, the shop owner has grown all too familiar with the changing face of rosaries in contemporary culture. As celebrities such as Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan have taken to donning rosaries on coffee runs, Murray said other rosary makers began to grumble over the use, calling it inappropriate.

One customer asked Murray to fashion a dark rosary similar to the Dolce & Gabbana one sported by a shirtless David Beckham on the cover of Vanity Fair.

“If somebody would like a rosary, we’ll provide it,” Murray said, adding that when he sells it, he remains hopeful that the buyer will become curious about God and “it will turn into more.”

— Religion News Service

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