Seriously, Jesus was straight gangsta. He was born in the ghetto and nobody really knew who the father was. His inner circle was made up of criminals and prostitutes. He spent most of his time on the streets and was always in trouble with the law. He loved gettin crunk at parties (I mean come on, water to wine!). In his time he was hated by many and loved by few. He was killed by a gang and now everyone writes songs about him.

Truly, he is the King.