70’s Show Ponzi Scheme

Ponzi schemes share a very simple basic design. Investors are offered unsecured notes carrying a very high rate of return. The promised interest of many schemes may be 10%, as compared to the going rate of 5–10% per year.

CONCLUSION

Ashton Kutcher is the next Bernie Madoff.

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Kevin O’Leary’s Fund is Insolvent!

Kevin O'Leary - Cold Hard Truth

You might know this guy from the TV show Dragon’s Den or Shark Tank. He is televison douchebag Kevin O’Leary. Kevin had almost a billion dollars he earned honestly, but that wasn’t enough for O’Leary, his greed got the better of him. He began a pyramid scheme called O’Leary funds. What is a pyramid scheme?

A pyramid scheme is an investment fraud that involves the payment of purported returns to existing investors from funds contributed by new investors. If people didn’t watch this douche on the television and contribute to his fund the whole scheme would collapse. Kevin uses Peter’s money to pay Paul. If only ten percent of his investors cashed out at the same time the whole swindle would collapse. In fact the whole economic system would collapse if people took 10 percent of their money in cash out of the fraudulent banking system.

Don’t be a sucker! If you are one of the first 10 percent to get your money out of O’Leary funds you will get your money back. As for the rest of the 90%, touch luck. Kevin will probably spend a few months in a country club prison. That’s what justice is like for the 1%.

Kevin O’Leary is the Canadian version of Bernie Madoff. Bernie Made off with millions of dollars from retiring holocaust survivors. If you are trying to retire with O’Leary Funds take your money out now! Don’t procrastinate. Only the first 10% will get their money back.

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Nelly Furtado’s Pyramid Scheme

Nelly Furtado Pyramid Forca

Nelly Furtado makes a human pyramid with a ball as the all seeing eye in her video Forca. The ball is has crosses on it. I remember the French banned crosses at school that summer of 2004. Four years later numerous ponzi schemes collapsed. I remember one in Columbia and the infamous Madoff swindle. Investors made a run on investment banks in 2008 that got so bad they needed a trillion dollar bail out to calm investors. Lehman brothers was allowed to fall, but Federal Reserve stockholders Goldman Sachs was not allowed to fail. Whoa Nelly!

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