Pegasus VS Unicorn

Napoleon, show us the way

Unicorn Woman

A woman that almost never comes around, you are considered lucky to lay eyes on. You are considered blessed by an angel to be able to call her your woman. You would do anything it takes to be with that woman and whatever it takes to stay with her. A Unicorn Woman should never be mistreated and you should always make them happy.

Hey man I saw Sarah Conqueso the other day man she is a Unicorn Woman, I’d do anything for her and to keep her happy.

CONCLUSION

Men who swallow their PRIDE and let their wombman be the BREADWINNER are known as PEGASUS. Get to work Keith Urban dictionary

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How to Make a Secret of Fatima Shot

Secret of Fatima

“After the two parts which I have already explained, at the left of Our Lady and a little above, we saw an Angel with a flaming sword in his left hand,” wrote Lucia. “Flashing, it gave out flames that looked as though they would set the world on fire; but they died out in contact with the splendor that Our Lady radiated towards him from her right hand: pointing to the earth with his right hand, the Angel cried out in a loud voice: ‘Penance, Penance, Penance!’”

The role in Top Gun couldn’t of been made without Bozo. Let’s see what Bozo and his little GF are really after. That big Fatima secret they keep hiding. A genius like me, Brian Flanagan, can see in an instant that this is nothing other than a cocktail recipe. A nuclear cocktail.

Last Samurai Bamboo Stick

What you will need for this cocktail first is “The Last Samurai” wooden cocktail sword. As soon as u get that sword, light that courage giving fire water before inevitable shoot downs in da club like fiddy cent without that wad of cash. Fire attracts the cave woman instinct 2 your cave.

Sambuca Shot

You can use Sambuca like Adriano back in the days of the Big Bam Boo, but to attract a Portuguese Princess you need to use Portuguese fire water. Here is what Brian Flanagan recommends.

Medronho

The berry of the arbutus bush is a pretty thing to come across as you drive the backroads of the Algarve. Its bright red fruit looks a lot like strawberries hanging from a small tree. But do not be seduced by this pretty plant. The locals have learned to harvest the ripe fruit and use it to make Medronho (med-row-nyo), a clear alcoholic liquid that packs the wallop of a mule.

I’m a seasoned whiskey drinker so I quite enjoy the burn as a sip of medronho makes its way down my gullet, but many of my friends and clients have found that its bite is a challenge. So beware if you give it a try.

CONCLUSION

Lucifer Bar

So here is the recipe:

The third part of the secret revealed at the Cova da Iria-Fatima, on 13 July 1917.

I write in obedience to you, my God, who command me to do so through his Excellency the Bishop of Leiria and through your Most Holy Mother and mine.

After the two parts which I have already explained, at the left of Our Lady and a little above, we saw an Angel with a flaming sword in his left hand; flashing, it gave out flames that looked as though they would set the world on fire; but they died out in contact with the splendour that Our Lady radiated towards him from her right hand: pointing to the earth with his right hand, the Angel cried out in a loud voice: ‘Pence, Pence, Pence!’.

This drink would really work well in Anaheim near Lucifer on Fox’s TV show’s bar. Trump’s nuclear Minute man sword vs Putin’s satan 2 nuclear sword is in your hands at the bar my friends. May it give u the courage to approach and get rejected or find that unicorn. That special girl who appreciates the minuteman quickness in a public place as well as satan 2’s tantric ability learned from listening to Sting mp3s. This is something a boy named elliot never did. May Trump and Putin’s swords be forever entwined in the peace of our Irish Lady of Knock. Romance at the bar always makes my Irish eyes smile.

Some have seen Dr. Mengele bring a different kind of love with finite non eternal i love you i love you not programming. Torturing Bozo was always one of my past times. Maybe one day you will hear about the dangerous missions i put him on all in exchange for a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

Cheers friends!
Cocktails and Dreams!

Yours Truly,
BF

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Terminator Stops Kyle Reese’s White Knighting

Genisys White Knight

The Terminator stops Kyle Reese’s white knighting by knocking him out as he tries to rescue Sarah. Sarah no longer needs to be rescued. Kyle needed to be rescued. Is this gonna be the new action movie trope? Always the strong female lead rescuing the guy? The first Terminator was a far better and more Feminist film than this. Sarah gave the terminator the killing blow in the first terminator. Kyle and Sarah’s love child is a robot monster and not leader of the resistance in this fractured timeline. WTF Ahnold?

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