What Jesus Said About the Jews

Moshiach ben Yeshua One Eye


John
Chapter 8

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You belong to your father the devil and you willingly carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning and does not stand in truth, because there is no truth in him. When he tells a lie, he speaks in character, because he is a liar and the father of lies.

Matthew
Chapter 15

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He said to them in reply, “And why do you break the commandment of God for the sake of your tradition?
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For God said, ‘Honor your father and your mother,’ and ‘Whoever curses father or mother shall die.’
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4 But you say, ‘Whoever says to father or mother, “Any support you might have had from me is dedicated to God,”
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need not honor his father.’ You have nullified the word of God for the sake of your tradition.
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Hypocrites, well did Isaiah prophesy about you when he said:
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9 ‘This people honors me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me;


Matthew
Chapter 23

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1 Then Jesus spoke to the crowds and to his disciples,
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2 saying, “The scribes and the Pharisees have taken their seat on the chair of Moses.
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Therefore, do and observe all things whatsoever they tell you, but do not follow their example. For they preach but they do not practice.
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They tie up heavy burdens (hard to carry) and lay them on people’s shoulders, but they will not lift a finger to move them.
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4 All their works are performed to be seen. They widen their phylacteries and lengthen their tassels.
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5 They love places of honor at banquets, seats of honor in synagogues,
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greetings in marketplaces, and the salutation ‘Rabbi.’
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6 As for you, do not be called ‘Rabbi.’ You have but one teacher, and you are all brothers.
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Call no one on earth your father; you have but one Father in heaven.
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Do not be called ‘Master’; you have but one master, the Messiah.
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The greatest among you must be your servant.
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Whoever exalts himself will be humbled; but whoever humbles himself will be exalted.
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7 “Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, you hypocrites. You lock the kingdom of heaven before human beings. You do not enter yourselves, nor do you allow entrance to those trying to enter.
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“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, you hypocrites. You traverse sea and land to make one convert, and when that happens you make him a child of Gehenna twice as much as yourselves.
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“Woe to you, blind guides, who say, ‘If one swears by the temple, it means nothing, but if one swears by the gold of the temple, one is obligated.’
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Blind fools, which is greater, the gold, or the temple that made the gold sacred?
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And you say, ‘If one swears by the altar, it means nothing, but if one swears by the gift on the altar, one is obligated.’
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You blind ones, which is greater, the gift, or the altar that makes the gift sacred?
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One who swears by the altar swears by it and all that is upon it;
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one who swears by the temple swears by it and by him who dwells in it;
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one who swears by heaven swears by the throne of God and by him who is seated on it.
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“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, you hypocrites. You pay tithes of mint and dill and cummin, and have neglected the weightier things of the law: judgment and mercy and fidelity. (But) these you should have done, without neglecting the others.
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Blind guides, who strain out the gnat and swallow the camel!
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“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, you hypocrites. You cleanse the outside of cup and dish, but inside they are full of plunder and self-indulgence.
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Blind Pharisee, cleanse first the inside of the cup, so that the outside also may be clean.
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“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, you hypocrites. You are like whitewashed tombs, which appear beautiful on the outside, but inside are full of dead men’s bones and every kind of filth.
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Even so, on the outside you appear righteous, but inside you are filled with hypocrisy and evildoing.
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“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, 17 you hypocrites. You build the tombs of the prophets and adorn the memorials of the righteous,
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and you say, ‘If we had lived in the days of our ancestors, we would not have joined them in shedding the prophets’ blood.’
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Thus you bear witness against yourselves that you are the children of those who murdered the prophets;
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now fill up what your ancestors measured out!
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You serpents, you brood of vipers, how can you flee from the judgment of Gehenna?

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Satan’s Kids: Some Humor

Little Hitler Juice

Racial Characteristics:

Living proof that money can’t buy love, these greedy, usurious, scheming Christ-killers, who won’t eat pork because it reminds
them of their parents, go around moving into other people’s countries and buying up all the pawnshops and delicatessens. They
were personally responsible for the fall of the Roman Empire, the 1929 stock market crash, and the loss of World War II by a
prominent European country. Now they’re ruining show business. Their fiendish heathen religious rituals include mutilating the
penises of their own sons and drinking the blood of Christian babies during Lent. The world’s nations have historically competed
with each other to see who could get rid of them fastest. They control the legal, medical, psychiatric, and accountancy professions, and are the force behind international communism, freemasonry, sex education, the media, and the catholic church.

Good Points:
I can’t think of one.

Proper Forms of Address:
Yid, kike, sheeny, Hebe, nickel-nose, knife-nose, gabardine stroking mockey, clip-tip.

Who’s the best Jewish cook? Hitler.

What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue?
Jewce(juice)

When’s the only time you wink and smile at a melanin enhanced?
Through the scope.

What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.

How does hitler’s moped sound?
Runnnn melanin enhanced melanin enhanced melanin enhanced, runnnn melanin enhanced melanin enhanced melanin enhanced

What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

What’s a Jewish woman’s favorite position for sex?
Facing Macy’s.

Why do Jewish husbands die young?
Because they want to.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Jewish princess and a prostitute?A. A fracking know-it-all.
Q: What’s the resemblance between snails and Sephardic Jews?A: They don’t need women to make babies!

Why are jews so good at math?
They got all the answers burned on their arms.

First Man: I’m going to be just like Hitler and kill all the jews. But I’m going to kill all the clowns, too.
Second Man: Why the clowns? First Man: See, no one cares about the Jews!

Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because he saw his gas bill.

Hitler stands in front of a cannon with some jews. He tells the first one: Spread your arms and jump into the cannon! The jew
jumps and dies. Then he tells the second one: Touch your toes with your hands and jump into the canon! The jew jumps and
dies, too. He tells the third one: Put your arms in the air and jump into the canon! Suddenly, Hitlers mother appears, yelling at
him: Adolf, stop playing tetris with those jews!!!

At his birthday, Hitler tells three jews: Ive got a dice here. Two sides are blue, two are green and the other two sides are red.
Everyone of you has to roll the dice. If it shows blue, one of you will be hung. If it shows green, one of you will be shot. If it shows
red, I´ve got a surprise for you! The first one rolls the dice, it shows blue and he is hung. The second one rolls the the dice, it
shows green, and he is shot. The third one rolls the dice. It shows red, therefore Hitler says: Congratulations, you can roll the
dice again!!!

Two nazis meet in prison. The first one asks the second one. What is misfortune? A bus full of jews falliing of a cliff right into
the sea. What is a disaster? If they can swim.

What’s Hitlers least favorite planet?
‘Jewpiter’

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.

How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up .

What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork

Why do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.

Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.

How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny

What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew

What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew

Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.

Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.

Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.

What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

What’s faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.

Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of to help his math!

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.

After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t even kiss his mother hello. Instead,
he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was
hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner, to her shock, the minute he was done, he marched
back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.

This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little
Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room, and hit the books. With great
trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary got an “A” in math.

She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said: “Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?”

Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.

“Well, then,” she replied, “Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?”

Little Zachary looked at her and said, “Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew
they weren’t screwing around.”

Why are Synagogue’s circular?
So the jews cant hide in the corner when the collection plate comes around!

A chinaman and a jew are drinking at a bar when the jew gets nasty. “You motherfuckers ought to be ashamed of yourselves
for Pearl Harbor. Sneaky little poops, bombing all of those innocent sailors, frack you.” The chink replied, “Hey! Wait a minute,
that wasn’t us! I’m Chinese. Pearl Harbor was done by Japanese.” The jew said, “Ahh, Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” So the chink says, “Well, what about your people? Sinking the Titanic and killing all those helpless women and children, I should frack you up right here.” The kike exclaimed, “What the hell are you
yapping about? Jews didn’t sink the Titanic, it hit an iceberg, you jackass!” The chink said, “Ahh, iceberg, Goldberg, what’s
the difference?”

An old jew broad was walking her grandson down the beach when a huge wave came up and washed the little boy out to
sea. The old woman shook her fist at the sky and cursed God for 20 minutes for taking her only grandson. Finally God
couldn’t stand the irritating broad anymore and he sent another wave that set the boy, unharmed, gently back at her feet.
After a quick search of the boy she shook her fist at the sky and shrieked, “He had 50 cents in his pocket when you took him!”

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Illuminati Rex Mundi

Illuminati Rex Mundi

Gary Kasparov, born Garry Kimovich Weinstein, poses with his King, Baron Jacob Rothschild, beside a chess set. Can a handful of conspiracy theorists and paranoid schizophrenics check mate “Rex Mundi”?

The Cathars followed a dualist religion. They believed that there were two opposing forces: Good and Evil, which were evenly matched. Evil ruled the Earth while Good ruled Heaven. They held that the physical world was evil and created by Rex Mundi (translated from Latin as “king of the world”), who encompassed all that was corporeal, chaotic and powerful; the second god, the one whom they worshipped, was entirely disincarnate: a being or principle of pure spirit and completely unsullied by the taint of matter. He was the god of love, order and peace. The ’man in the pupil of the eye of Horus’ was referred to by the ancients as ’Rex Mundi’.

Since the days of Adam Weishaupt humanity has had a physical ‘Rex Mundi’ that some say is the embodiment of evil, the thirteenth and final degree of the Bavarian Illuminati, Illuminatus Rex. Weishaupt’s Illuminati was financed by the Rothschilds and created in 1776. Since that time the Rothschild octopus has spread it’s tentacles to encompass the entire earth.

The Illuminatus Rex in Stanley Kubrick’s final movie, Eyes Wide Shut, wears the red of the Rothschilds. Some say this movie cost Kubrick his life. In Kubrick’s bio it states that he was suspicious of centralized banking. The Rothschilds have a central bank in all of but five countries. Today, the head of the Rothschild Dynasty is Baron Jacob Rothschild. Many leading Rothschilds throughout history have been dubbed “King of the Jews”. In the Protocols of Zion it states that all power ultimately will reside in the “King of the Jews”.

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