Nelly’s Flatline & Sick Bed

i’m on my last legs 2 Nstar fans….bones crumbling
dying from 8 pills a day…feels like getting water boarded by cloxapine side effect
quack doctors trying to kill me, lenny, the young pope

Psalm 41: God is Healer

Psalm 41 contains perhaps the most comforting verse in all of Scripture for anyone struggling with sickness: “The Lord will sustain him on his sickbed and restore him from his bed of illness.” While we know that God doesn’t heal every illness—and when he does, it’s always on his own timeline—this psalm testifies to the sustaining grace he offers our souls when our bodies fail us.

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Miley Cyrus: A Jezebel on her Sick Bed

Miley Quacks

Hello friends, this is an exciting time for prophecy. Miley Cyrus is on a sick bed after twerking and masturbating on stage. She is surrounded by quacks who will only make her sicker. We should pray for Miley. Satan has infected her body and soul.

Revelation 2:20 Yet I hold this against you, that you tolerate the woman Jezebel,
who calls herself a prophetess,
who teaches and misleads my servants to play the harlot and
to eat food sacrificed to idols.

21 I have given her time to repent, but she refuses to repent of her harlotry.

22 So I will cast her on a sickbed
and plunge those who commit adultery with her
into intense suffering unless they repent of her works.

As you can see friends, God is not mocked. Miley has to suffer for her carnal sins. She has destroyed the innocence of many a young child with her twerking and masturbation. Let us pray for Miley to get better and smarten up.

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