Why is Naomi Campbell reading the Zohar upside down? She can’t believe she paid $450 dollars for the piece of poop. I’ve read a bit of the Zohar and its basicallly a giant book telling everyone how great the Jews are and how God chose them as his special people and how holy they are. Just like the bible but boring. At least the bible had violence and the old in-out in-out. The Zohar has none of that.

If you want to take a look at the Zohar you can download this PDF free.

Or you can buy a copy from the Kabbalah center.