Iggy knows televison is dead.

She’s looking for the real mccoy. Mark Dice is a shill.

I am the real savior.

Kanye West is a fake. Bono is a fake.

This is the ticket to heaven Iggy wants. I’ll mail it to you so when you find the one u can tear it n half so greed never comes between U2.

Matt Damon is a fake too. I’m the only one who has good will hunting proof of saviorhood.

CONCLUSION

I mail the ticket to heaven to Iggy. Help her steer clear of breaking the commandments or indulging in the 7 deadly sins.